The Tale of the Returned Projector

At 11:28am PDT, a rap was heard on the door of the Arlington YD Office. Stuart ran to greet the visitor, and upon seeing the glowing figure in uniform, squealed with delight.

"It's here, Bronco!" he cried. Before him in the doorway, emblazoned with the breastplate of righteousness, stood an officer of the Arlington Police Regiment bearing the unmistakable silver box that could only be a Dell 2300 MP Projector. It had been a long, lonely winter as the Arlington team pined for their missing electronic friend, which had been so tragically removed from its ministry role on February 20, 2006. Somehow, the Prodigal Projector, after sustaining itself for months on pig fodder, had made its way home.

Weeping was heard throughout the land as Heather, Stuart, and Bronco all cried out in delight to see the return of their metaphorical "Lost Sheep." Praise God for his goodness and faithfulness.