Friday, November 14, 2008

Abandon Your Child! (Offer Ends Soon.)

Is your baby/child/teen driving you crazy?!


Well, if you act now, for a few more days, you have the opportunity to abandon your child with no legal consequences.  Too good to be true, you say?!  Au contraire!

As long as you don't mind your child being raised to love the Huskers and leaving them in the safe and loving arms of an ER nurse working graveyard shift, take advantage of this special offer now.

While supplies last.

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