Every girl needs a good pirate name

And mine, it is determined, will be "Bootleg Baker." I really like the ring of it...ARGH!

My name is derived from my week-long fascination with internet bootlegs of "taper-friendly" live acts done by some of my favorite artists, including Over the Rhine, Brandi Carlile, and Radiohead. It's pretty much revolutionizing my life in amazing ways.

So...in my long list of nicknames (hmb, Shakenbake, Camel, Cameo, Heather Suga-bakah, humubuh, Miss Bake, Heather Feather, Freather, Heath Bar...) you may now officially add "Bootleg Baker."

I'm curious if you have a pirate name of choice what I might call you, should we meet while swabbing on the swarmy seas?