Ode to Kettle Chips

oh dear kettle chips
how i love your crunchy bod(y)
how you make me smile!

lovely kettle chips
staring at me from my desk
beck'ning me to eat

precious kettle chips
perfect every afternoon
world's best snacky food

darling kettle chips
all your flavors overwhelm
my picky palate

glo'rious kettle chips
how i love ingesting you
without aftertaste

healthy kettle chips
made of all things natural
you're my waistline's friend