Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Countdown to the Apocalypse

Hours left to finish sermon: five.
# of estimated listeners: 80.
Average age of listeners: 15.3. (Mean 14, Mode 13.)
Estimated length of attention span of listeners: 5 minutes.
Time alloted by Pastor Nathan to be filled with Heather's sermon: 20-30 minutes.
# of words written thus far: 0.
# of video clips chosen thus far: 2.
# of journals/concordances/Bibles stacked on desk for reference: 7.
# of incoherent ideas floating around in head currently: 8,742.
Topic: Identity.
Feelings on current state of being: not available for comment.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hi, hi, hi...do you have to give a talk tonight? I will mos def be praying for you. how is Pi? Gosh I have been so busy with school..the week started off with way to much work, but should even off. i will call you soon. Heather...you could drink whole if you wanted to. Talk to you soon..sonja

suz said...

So, how'd it go?

Drewser said...

There are some things words can't describe.
For everything else, there's Heather.
I love your description of things.