Have you ever Googled your loved ones? It's an interesting game...like...you can discover that your boyfriend is listed on the National Swine Registry and your dad is a Nascar driver! Here are some of my favorite Google finds for Volume 1 of a series titled, "People I've Googled."
Please take the time to vote for Volume 1 Person with the best imposter Identity...I vote for Sean Baker, co-creator of "Greg the Bunny." Volume 1 Person with the best real identity is Rachael Glassford, hands down...a rather impressive Google resume.
Clay Utley.
Status: Boyfriend.
Real Clay Utley:
Guys and Dolls Cast List -- ACU
Palo Verde Church
Vonnie's Blog
The Tucson Weekly -- Review
Imposter Clay Utleys:
Henry Clay Utley, born April 16, 1878
National Swine Registry, Paul Clay Utley II
Gary and Terrie Baker
Status: Parents
Real Gary and Terrie Baker:
IGA Retailer of the Year-IGA
IGA Retailer of the Year - Times Reporter
Bakers IGA Homepage
Gary Baker, Famous Rock Photographer
Imposter Gary Bakers:
Singer, Songwriter Gary Baker
Gary Baker, Nascar Driver
Gary Baker, Native American
Gary Baker, Sports Hypnotherapist
Imposter Terrie Bakers:
Terrie Baker, Tulsa Real Estate Agent
Terrie Baker, Elementary School Teacher
Adria Lambert
Status: Friend
Real Adria Lambert:
Live Interview with Famous Barista
Finalist for Bible Quizzing, 1998
Lead Team, Mosaic Nashville
Imposter Adria Lambert:
Jalessa De'adria Lambert , Class of 2006, Westside HS, Augusta Georgia
(Sorry, Adria. There are no interesting Adria Lambert imposters. You are one of a kind.)
Sean Baker
Status: Brother
Real Sean Baker:
Cast of Laughterhouse 5. And he really did ballet.
Coshocton High School swim team
Calvin Swim Team
Imposter Sean Bakers:
Sean Baker, soldier at Guantanamo Bay and star of "the Baker incident."
The Sean Baker Orchestra, heavy metal at its finest
Sean Baker, co-creator of Greg the Bunny
Rachael Glassford
Status: Brother's Girlfriend
Real Rachael Glassford:
Presenter on "Mycobacterium Chlorophenolicum and its Ability to Survive in the Presence of Pentachlorophenol"
Fellowship Award Winner (name mispelled)
Trainer of Seeing Eye Dogs (name mispelled)
Imposter Rachael Glassfords:
Apparently, there's a Rachel Glassford that plays volleyball in Salt Lake City, but none of the links would work.
Um...you can vote now...and place your bids to be a part of "People I've Googled, Volume 2."
Monday, July 30, 2007
People I've Googled, Volume 1
Posted by hmb at 4:03 PM
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5 comments:
at least henry clay utley and i share a birthday.
i'm kind of proud of the fact that i'm ungoogle-able, unless of course it really is me.
Heather, Check out Sean Baker Ochestra's 2nd song it's Rice Peel-Off!! do-do-do-do,do-do-do-do (to melody of Twilight Zone)
DAD
The Rachel Glassford that plays volleyball in SLC is my sister. She is currently playing for a highschool in Orem Ut. She's pretty much amazing!
I am the imposter! I exist! And yes I play volleyball. Shout out to my sis, thanks girl.
Whoa...That is crazy.
To expand upon this google research into another venue:
I find it weird that Rachael and I have a friend who has dated two girls at Calvin.
No. 1) "Rachel Glass" - Pre-Med Student
No. 2) "Heather Baker" - Spanish Major
I also find it weird that the other Sean Baker (he is SMB, I am SIB) on Campus, still gets my mail despite having graduated!
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