Focus on the Married Friends

If you happen to attend a church that uses the Focus on the Family monthly bulletin insert, you should know that the married couple on the August sidebar is none other than Suzanne and Barrett. That's right. I opened my church bulletin on Sunday, and gasped, because inside my church bulletin was a photo of my bestest friends who live 2000 miles away. I told lots of strangers: "These are my friends! I was in their wedding! Wow!" Of all the people I told, the head usher seemed the least interested.

My kids just looked at me and said, "Heather. You know everyone. It's not even interesting anymore."